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Rep. Iscoe warns gays will give penises to lesbians who will give them vaginas so that homosexuals c...
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The Hawaii House of Representatives has approved same-sex civil unions. The measure will now be sen...
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The Minnesota law would nullify the marriages of an estimated 2.4 million couples currently living i...
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In The Know panelists call Biden's decision to sneeze in the middle of a high level policy meeting '...
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Officials say the President's home teleprompter is simply a tool to make sure pillow talk with Miche...
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White House officials admit Obama's extreme confidence and total euphoria over "hope" and "change" w...
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Obama will abandon complex policies on emissions, clean coal and refocus on achievable goals like ap...
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Treasury officials say the gold has just been rattling around in the bottom of some vaults at the US...
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Honors student Rebecca Bunten died in the crash today, leaving the nation to wonder why the grisly e...
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In this episode of 'Raw Justice,' a depraved sex fiend violated his wife's body almost weekly for te...
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Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications w...
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Anna Stephenson stops by Today NOW! to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive Halloween ...
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This spring on the Onion News Network '08 Presidential candidate and unabashed straight-shooter Joad...
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Americans say attending a 911 vigil or observing a moment of silence to only then come home to jerk ...
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Joint Chiefs Chairman Adm. Mike Mullen told Congress allowing gays to serve in the military is the r...
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The President says the purpose of the performance reviews is to have a little face time to make sure...
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In The Know's new live internet poll feature revolutionizes how pundits shamelessly cater to what vi...
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In The Know panelists discuss the closing of the controversial detainee labyrinth and debate whether...
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Congress says that with no way to actually pay back our debts, faking a coup to eliminate financial ...
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Rep. Lynn Merriweather says bill will protect the millions of Americans who just want to appear as y...
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