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Treasury officials say the gold has just been rattling around in the bottom of some vaults at the US...
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Officials say the President's home teleprompter is simply a tool to make sure pillow talk with Miche...
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Obama will abandon complex policies on emissions, clean coal and refocus on achievable goals like ap...
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White House officials admit Obama's extreme confidence and total euphoria over "hope" and "change" w...
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Suspect Alex Croft, who has a ton of black friends, planned to kill Obama because of his socialist a...
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In The Know panelists call Biden's decision to sneeze in the middle of a high level policy meeting '...
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Panelists discuss whether Obama's openly loving, considerate family is a slap in the face to the ave...
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Congress says that with no way to actually pay back our debts, faking a coup to eliminate financial ...
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Ford says the '93 Taurus is the only car to drive in 2010, and they think Americans will have no oth...
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Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications w...
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As Americans rush to join the Nouveau Poor, panelists debate the claim that the newly poor are incap...
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The President says the purpose of the performance reviews is to have a little face time to make sure...
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Live O-SPAN coverage of the 75th annual dinner with a special awards presentation to the crew who ti...
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This spring on the Onion News Network '08 Presidential candidate and unabashed straight-shooter Joad...
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Government officials have not determined the source of the music or what it could portend, but they ...
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Dan Kellogg visits Today NOW! with money tips for one particular woman who forgot to close her bedro...
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In The Know panelists debate how a high quality product like the EZ-Go Juicer could be available at ...
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Honors student Rebecca Bunten died in the crash today, leaving the nation to wonder why the grisly e...
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Designed with the frustrated, sleep-deprived parent in mind, the BabySafe Ball can withstand shaking...
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